Love her or hate her I dare say there aren’t too many guys that wouldn’t want to see Britney Spears naked. Of course the controversial has given the world a peek at most of her body. Like those infamous TMZ upskirt pictures where she showed us all her fat ass and shaved pussy. Oops! She has gotten back on track though of late and lost some weight and I gotta say she is looking hot once again. Maybe not as sexy as she was in her early days but that’s asking a lot.
So I was wading through the hundreds of Britney Spears fakes at Celeb Defamer and picked out a couple. The first sees her looking really hot as she sits there naked. Reminds me of the Britney of old! The other is my dream Britney Spears sex tape with the pop star surrounded by four eager cocks all getting their turn at fucking her mouth and busting a big load of cum all over her face. Hit me baby one more time indeed lol!
Britney Spears has got a new video out for her song called I Wanna Go. It’s nuts. Take a look at it, if you reckon you can handle the unadulterated oddness. Well, it’s not entirely unadulterated. Some adultering (adultery? - no, that's different) has clearly happened, but it’s still up there as far as Britney’s videos go. Let’s take a look: Britney Spears in her video for I Wanna Go First, we’re at a press conference where Britney is dressed as Avril Lavigne. Maybe it’s for a fancy dress party – the reasoning is never made entirely clear, but here we are. Anyway, she loses her shit pretty quickly and starts swearing at everyone (aside from a guy in a crown – Protip: Never swear at a guy in a crown) and walks out. Out on the town. To cause some mayhem.
Mayhem revolving around behaving inappropriately for a young mother, mainly – she starts off by squeezing a man’s arse so hard he does a backflip. We’ve done some extensive testing in this field (‘cause we’re professionals) and we can tell you, the threshold for backflips is pretty high. Mainly dudes just punch you in the face if you squeeze their arse, we’ve found. Or at least move slightly further down the train. Britney Spears in her video for I Wanna Go Next up, in an act of vigilante justice, she whips out her tats to distract a hunky police officer, nearly gets arrested, and then bumps uglies with him behind a parked car on a busy street. It’s not even her car. In fact, it’s implied that there’s a bloke still inside the car, presumably watching it all happen. Or at the very least too scared to drive away lest he incur her Spearsian wrath. Britney Spears in her video for I Wanna Go Who’s next? Photographers. Man, Britney hates photographers ever since one killed her dad back in the Second World War. She duffs up one but more come out of the woodwork and, as photographers do, all stand on cars around her to get a better shot. But Britney’s ready for them. Oh, is she ready.
In a move reminiscent of that are-we-allowed-to-fancy-her-this-is-a-bit-weird schoolgirl GoGo from Kill Bill, Britney produces a microphone and whips it around her head so hard she literally beats the faces off the photographers. She’s going to have to screw a whole load of police officers to get away with this one, she thinks, but it turns out that’s the least of her problems because the photographers are now ROBOTS. Deadly photographic ROBOTS.
Luckily, a curiously ugly man pulls up in a convertible and rescues her, at which point she dances around in a bikini and he pours a carton of milk all over his face. Then it was all a dream. Also, seashells are involved.
Occupations Singer, songwriter, dancer, actress, record producer, author, fashion designer, video director
Instruments Vocals, piano
Years active 1992–present
Labels Jive
Associated acts The New Mickey Mouse Club
Britney Jean Spears (born December 2, 1981) is an American recording artist and entertainer. Born in McComb, Mississippi and raised in Kentwood, Louisiana, Spears began performing as a child, landing acting roles in stage productions and television shows. She signed with Jive Records in 1997 and released her debut album ...Baby One More Time in 1999. During her first decade within the music industry, she became a prominent figure in mainstream popular music and popular culture, followed by a much-publicized personal life. Her first two albums established her as a pop icon and broke sales records, while title tracks "...Baby One More Time" and "Oops!... I Did It Again" became international number-one hits. Spears was credited with influencing the revival of teen pop during the late 1990s.
In 2001, she released her third studio album Britney and expanded her brand, playing the starring role in the film Crossroads. She assumed creative control of her fourth studio album, In the Zone released in 2003, which yielded chart-topping singles "Me Against the Music", "Toxic" and "Everytime". After the release of two compilation albums, Spears experienced personal struggles and her career went under hiatus. Her fifth studio album, Blackout, was released in 2007 and despite receiving little promotion, it spawned hits "Gimme More" and "Piece of Me". In 2008, her erratic behaviour and hospitalizations caused her to be placed in a conservatorship. The same year, her sixth studio album Circus was released, with the global chart-topping lead single "Womanizer". After embarking on The Circus Starring Britney Spears, she released greatest hits The Singles Collection, which featured U.S. and Canadian number-one single "3".
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